Episode 561: Cryptid Towns

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

This week the boys are takin' a virtual road trip and breakin' down some of the most well-known (and lesser-known) Cryptid Towns - as well as the origins of the local legends and inexplicable monsters that have helped turn these sleepy ghost towns into bustling tourist hot spots.

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0:00.0	Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479.
0:10.0	According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee.
0:16.6	And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake
0:21.8	in Vivacious to give it.
0:23.0	So try our new blend from Spring Hill Jack Coffee.
0:26.0	Reptilian in the morning.
0:28.0	Our proprietary blend of light they roasted cochayo husks
0:32.0	will have you immediately energize upon emerging from the
0:35.4	pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
0:39.5	Thanks, honey.
0:41.5	How you have you? Hot, Thanks, honey. I'm hot, I'm cold-blooded. Gah! Mm!
0:47.0	Ex to Spring Hill Jack and Last Podcast on the left. I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies.
0:54.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:56.0	There's no place to escape to...
1:01.0	This is the last time on the left
1:04.1	heh heh heh heh no
1:06.1	why you're on your glade that's when the cannibalism started
1:10.5	what was that? All right, I'm going to get!
1:19.0	All right, I'm going to start off up top.
1:21.0	I'm actually going to push back immediately from a statement you made right before we started recording.
1:26.0	I actually think this is my I'm coming out of a haze COVID thought.
1:31.0	I've been looking at different scripted towns I've been doing
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