Episode 560: The Alaska Triangle

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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It's time to get weird! This week the boys head up into "the last frontier" to unearth and untangle the mysterious geographic phenomena known simply as - The Alaska Triangle. Vortexes, Time Travel, Cryptids... Oh My... Let's find out what other dark secrets might be hiding within "Alaska's Bermuda Triangle"...

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0:00.0	Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479.
0:10.0	According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee.
0:16.6	And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake
0:21.8	in Vivacious to give it.
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0:34.4	upon emerging from the pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
0:39.2	Thanks, honey.
0:41.6	How you? Hot-a-blooded. Gah! Mm!
0:47.0	Ex to Spring Hill Jack and Last Podcast on the left. I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies.
0:54.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:56.0	There's no place to escape to this is the last hot gas on the left. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh What was that? So getting into this week's research, Marcus, it might be to go ahead.
1:19.0	So getting into this week's research, Marcus, it might be to COVID talking.
1:24.4	Could be.
1:25.4	You're day four, right?
1:27.4	Day four, COVID.
1:29.4	Deep in it.
1:30.4	It's helped, I think.
1:31.4	I think it helped me understand this topic.
1:33.6	Eddie, you don't know what's coming for you.
1:36.2	Yeah, there isn't, I don't know what a vortex is,
1:39.4	so that might need to be explained to me.
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