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🗓️ 3 January 2024
⏱️ 62 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479. |
0:10.0 | According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee. |
0:16.6 | And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake |
0:21.8 | in Vivacious to give it. |
0:23.0 | So try our new blend from Spring Hill Jack Coffee. |
0:26.0 | Reptilian in the morning. |
0:28.0 | Our proprietary blend of light they roasted cochayo husks |
0:32.0 | will have you immediately energize |
0:34.3 | upon emerging from the pain coaka with all your slippery new eggs. |
0:39.2 | Thanks, honey. |
0:41.6 | How you? Hot, Thanks, honey. I'm cold-blooded. Gah! Mm-mm! |
0:47.0 | Ex to Spring Hill Jack and Last Podcast on the left. I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies. |
0:53.0 | Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton. |
0:55.0 | There's no place to escape to. |
1:01.0 | This is the last on the left side stories. |
1:05.6 | That's when the cannibalism started. |
1:10.2 | Side stories. |
1:11.3 | Yeah. |
1:20.0 | Let me know whenever you're ready. Ready to row. |
1:22.0 | But is he? Me? Is Henry ready to roll? Oh are you are you ready to roll? I don't know. Am I on a plan on the way to Pittsburgh taking out Al-Qaeda? Yeah, I'm ready to roll. |
1:33.6 | Rollie, rollin, rollin. |
1:36.0 | Yep, 2024, that was a lie. |
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