Episode 559: Survival in the Andes Part III - Still Alive

Last Podcast On The Left

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This week the boys reach the end of the journey for the 16 remaining passengers of Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571, who after spending 72 treacherous days stranded in freezing temperatures, would find eventual rescue thanks to the amazing resilience of their fearless leader Nando Parrado.

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0:00.0	Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479.
0:10.0	According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee.
0:16.6	And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake
0:21.8	in Vivacious to give it.
0:23.0	So try our new blend from Spring Hill Jack Coffee.
0:26.0	Reptilian in the morning.
0:28.0	Our proprietary blend of light they roasted cochayo husks
0:32.0	will have you immediately energized
0:34.4	upon emerging from the pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
0:39.2	Thanks, honey.
0:41.6	How you? Hot-a-tautam! Thanks, honey. I'm hot, I'm cold-blooded. Gah! Mm!
0:47.0	Ex to Spring Hill Jack and Last Podcast on the left. I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies.
0:54.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:56.0	There's no place to escape to...
1:01.0	This is the last...
1:02.0	On the left
1:04.1	heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
1:06.9	why but your glaze that's when the cannibalism started
1:10.4	what was that? Oh, God!
1:15.0	So guys,
1:20.0	So guys, okay. In 2023.
1:22.0	Yeah, we're gonna do the Andes challenge. Okay? We're gonna eat nothing but raw meat and sucks.
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