Relaxed Fit: True Crime Round-Up - My Other Car is a Sex Doll

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Well... Vacation is OVER! It's a New Year and the boys are back - so go ahead and put on your comfiest pair of stretchy pants because it's time for a brand new Relaxed Fit: True Crime Round-Up to get ya right back in the swing of things! Starting off - the boys break down Pornhub's most searched "keywords" state-by-state, THEN - a Wisconsin woman brings her gun along for her MRI - accidentally gets shot, a scorned Wife delivers a "one-punch death" in Pune, PokémonGO Shooting lands former Pennsylvania City Mayor In Prison, more modern day Grave Robbers CAUGHT, and MORE!

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0:00.0	Hold!
0:07.0	Primate's listening!
0:08.0	It is I, Numator 479.
0:10.0	According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee.
0:16.6	And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake
0:21.8	in Vivacious to give it. So try our new blend from Spring Hill
0:25.5	Jack Coffee, Reptilian in the morning. Our proprietary blend of light they roasted Cocaioasks will have you immediately energize
0:34.4	upon emerging from the pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
0:39.2	Thanks, honey.
0:41.6	How you? Hot-a-blooded. Gah! Mm!
0:47.0	Ex to Spring Hill Jack and Last Podcast on the left. I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies.
0:54.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:56.0	There's no place to escape to this is the last hot gas on the left What was that? What was that? I've got a death wish. It's me, Charles Branson.
1:25.0	You never heard my Charles Bronson?
1:27.0	I've never heard your Charles Bronson.
1:28.0	It's me, it's Charles Branson.
1:30.0	No.
1:32.0	Hey, and Chaz Branson. That's you being Bob Dylan. No, now you're making me Bob
1:37.0	Dylan. That Chaz Branson. What did you do to my wife? What did you do?
1:44.0	Give gold bloom.
1:45.0	What did you do to my wife?
1:47.0	That's my resolution.
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