Side Stories: Charged Lemonade

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Henry & Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news - starting off with universally loathed tyrant skeleton-man Henry Kissinger Dead at 100, The Pringles Poop Tosser of Ohio faces charges in court, Investigation into UK Necrophile David Fuller reveals shocking new details on crimes, The US Senate's proposed UFO 'controlled disclosure plan', Arlington VA Police investigating massive residential home explosion after reports of an unhinged man firing flares from windows, a second person dies after allegedly consuming Panera's new "Charged Lemonade", "Sliders", Street Light Phenomenon, Listener Emails, and MORE!

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0:00.0	Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479.
0:10.0	According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee.
0:16.6	And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake
0:21.8	in Vivacious to give it. So try our new blend from Spring Hill
0:25.5	Jack Coffee, Reptilian in the morning. Our proprietary blend of light they roasted Cocaioasks will have you immediately energize
0:34.4	upon emerging from the pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
0:39.2	Thanks, honey.
0:41.6	Howdy? How you? Hot-t-t-t-a. Gah! Mm-mm!
0:47.0	Ex to Spring Hill Jack and Glass Podcast on the left. I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies.
0:54.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:56.0	There's no place to escape to...
1:01.0	This is the last...
1:02.0	On the last.
1:02.8	On the left.
1:04.8	Side stories.
1:05.8	That's when the cannibalism started.
1:09.8	Side stories.
1:10.8	Yeah. Side stories, yeah. When are we gonna get to the point and we're getting to get to the point and we're getting to ironic eating right we're getting to ironic
1:25.4	eating it is beginning I know that it's coming down the pipe and I just don't want to
1:30.2	know I'm afraid of the day that it begins.
1:33.0	Oh no, there was a whole like running joke in the newest season of party down about
1:36.9	ironic eating.
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