Episode 555: The Hatfield and McCoy Feud Part I - Hog Justice

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🗓️ 2 December 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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This week the boys venture deep into Appalachian History - beginning the story of one of the most notoriously famous feuds in American folklore, the contentious tale of The Hatfields and The McCoys.

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0:00.0	Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479.
0:10.0	According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee.
0:16.6	And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake
0:21.8	in Vivacious to give it. So try our new blend from Spring Hill
0:25.5	Jack Coffee, Reptilian in the morning. Our proprietary blend of light they roasted Cocaioasks will have you immediately energize
0:34.4	upon emerging from the pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
0:39.2	Thanks, honey.
0:41.6	Howdy? How you? Hot-t-t-t-t-a. Gah! Mm-mm!
0:47.0	Ex to Spring Hill Jack and Last Podcast on the left. I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies.
0:54.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:56.0	There's no place to escape to this is the last time.
1:02.0	On the left.
1:04.1	Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
1:07.1	That's when the cannibalism started.
1:10.1	What was that? Oh, God!
1:15.0	Oh, God!
1:16.0	Oh, God!
1:18.0	Oh, no, meow,
1:20.0	meow, she know, you see it now, now. Yeah, nah nah nah nah, I'm trying to dial it in.
1:25.0	I'm trying to dial it in.
1:26.2	Dial it in, yeah, make it where it, don't...
1:28.2	Well, the problem is you're sober.
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