Episode 556: The Hatfield and McCoy Feud Part II - Murderland

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4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2023

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

The boys return to historical Appalachia (a·puh·la·chuh) for the conclusion of the Hatfield - McCoy Feud, picking back up with the series of events that would lead to The New Year's Night Massacre of 1888, as well as the sub-sequential trials (and hangings) that would follow.

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0:00.0	Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479.
0:10.0	According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee.
0:16.6	And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake
0:21.8	in Vivacious to give it.
0:23.0	So try our new blend from Spring Hill Jack Coffee.
0:26.0	Reptilian in the morning.
0:28.0	Our proprietary blend of light they roasted cochayo husks
0:32.0	will have you immediately energized
0:34.4	upon emerging from the pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
0:39.2	Thanks, honey.
0:41.6	How you?
0:44.0	Hot, hot, I'm cold-blooded. Gah!
0:47.0	Mm-mm, eggs the Spring Hill Jack and Last Podcast on the left.
0:50.0	I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies.
0:54.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:56.0	There's no place to escape to this is the last hot gas on the left
1:05.1	Heh heh heh heh heh no
1:06.1	Why but you're glad that's when the cannibalism started
1:10.5	What was that? Oh, yeah!
1:15.0	A lot of massacres.
1:19.0	A lot of massacres.
1:20.0	It's a big massacre.
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