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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: It’s time for a Best Of Show! Have no worries, I’ll be back later today with your brand new Friday episode to end the week. Sit back, enjoy this crusty old re-run, and I’ll see you in a bit. Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes EVERY WEEK! Become a member of The Distorted View Sideshow!

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0:00.0	You know, sometimes crafting the perfect episode of Distorted View takes a little longer than expected.
0:06.2	That's because DV is slow-roasted stupidity, and you can't rush excellence.
0:11.8	Today's episode needs just a little more time to simmer.
0:15.5	And maybe I should add a few extra spices too, because I listen back to a little bit of today's show, and good god was it bland.
0:23.4	And not tasteless in the way I like it.
0:25.4	But that's okay. I-I can fix it. Maybe just add a little puprica?
0:29.9	A little come in, a pinch of sass of grass, and a couple porn clips where guys blow snot rockets on naked women, and degrade them.
0:39.7	Baby, that sounds like a tasty Friday episode of DV.
0:43.9	Anyway, it will be served up to you new piping hot later today.
0:49.9	Right now, though, how about a best of episode of DV?
0:54.1	This one is from 2014. Very funny, in my opinion.
0:58.1	Take a listen, and then come back later today for a brand new episode of DV.
1:03.1	Until then, enjoy this re-heated Distorted View leftover.
1:09.1	I think we're done with the food metaphor thing now.
1:13.1	Hey, Frank, since Thursday, July 10th, 2014, coming up on the program today, scraping the bottom of the reality television barrel.
1:27.1	Plus, it's summer, time to show off those smoke and hot, colostomy bag bodies, hardcore, trendy sex, and fucking her right in the pussy.
1:38.1	All of this, push your voicemails on a psycho-exclusive!
1:41.1	It's going to be you, Daily.
1:44.1	Dinner night, day no third day.
1:46.1	First, the mass loosens up your pipe hole.
1:52.1	I'm going to lose my mind today.
1:54.1	Nobody's done it, it's done a bad.
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