Chris Chan Returns- A Message To The Trolls And Toxic Sinners

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:52:19.67 Oh God, He’s Back – Chrischan Returns 00:18:17:17.45 Another Tour Of A Gamer’s Roach Infested Bedroom 00:21:30:00.79 Starbuck Employee Gets Written Up / Plays The Race Card / Wants A Lawyer 00:29:05:22.50 Sigh Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:56:23.66 Methed Up Man Sexed Up A Stuffed Animal 00:36:55:21.68 Another Bowel Movement Mishap Grounds An Airplane 00:40:53:01.63 Making Your Freakish Double Pussy Work For You 00:44:52:11.23 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: Chris Chan’s Newest Video Check […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, October 18th, 2023 coming up on the program today.
0:05.2	Chris Chan is out of jail and back in front of the cameras.
0:08.8	It's the return of our favorite Sonic the Hedgehog loving mother-fucking trans lesbian incest felon.
0:15.2	Plus, a sticky gamer takes us on a tour of his Roach-infested bedroom.
0:19.2	Today,
0:23.0	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents Great Moments in Pistoff Parents.
0:31.2	You're just no good. You are no good from the day you were born.
0:36.0	You aggravate me every day of my life. You're my croit. You're my misery.
0:44.1	Instead of getting your shower and getting ready and being happy,
0:48.2	what are you doing? You're making me sick in my stomach.
0:53.3	That's what you enjoy making me sick.
0:59.6	This is what he's doing. This is what he's doing.
1:04.8	What's going on right now? He's on show up at that show and that wedding.
1:09.2	He is moving out. I am throwing everything out. I'm throwing it out.
1:12.4	I swear, God is my judge. I am throwing everything out.
1:17.3	I don't know what is he at, but all he brings me is an association.
1:23.2	I have to wait a while. If I have to, I'll get his car out, run it into a crate,
1:29.2	and I'll get that computer, and they'll go right out there in front window.
1:33.0	I'll go right through the glass.
1:42.8	This is a great tragedy.
1:44.8	I'm sucking dick after dick over here.
1:46.8	I'm so constipated. Yeah.
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