The home of common sense. This is talk.

Here is a man who has worked hard all his life, who shows no sign of anxiety, has never spoke about fake news, knows all about education and is single.

We have to say a very good morning to the ledger, the deputy chairman of the Tory party. He's trying. Matt Vickers, good morning.

Good morning. How are you?

All good, all good.

This is lovely to see you so early.

Yeah, I haven't wet the bed, I got up.

Did you? I haven't had me wheat of bicks yet. Probably why you're single, Wheater bicks and wetting the bed. Let's get straight to the papers, my friend. you'd know far more about this than me.

Front page of the mail for everybody just tuning in to Morning Glory.

Labor dumps down schools. more about this than me. Front page of the mail for everybody just tuning in to morning glory.

Labor dumps down schools. Exams cut by three hours. Decolonisation of books and text. I know.

What the hell does that mean? It's terrifying, isn't it? I think basically the government is on a mission.

They want to send us out with an army of Greeter Thunbergs who can't read, write, Nadu, you know, the reality is actually, if you get the unions to make all of your decisions, if you get the people who bung your cash to make all your decisions, all of a sudden, they give you the things that are easy to teach, that they fancy teaching, that teachers like teaching. It's the same with the economy. They giving everybody huge pair eyes. You know, the unions are really the country, and now they're running our schools. Actually, one of the things, you know what?

You can criticize. teachers like teaching. It's the same with the economy. They give everybody a huge pair eyes. You know, the unions are running the country and now they're running our schools.

Actually, one of the things, you know what, you can criticise the last government for lots of things. One thing they nailed was education. We were climbing up league tables. We had the best readers, writers, mathematicians that we were doing very, very well in education. But yeah, it's all gone to pot. Some people might argue the reason that we're trying to, well,

the government are trying to damp and stand it. It's a leveler, isn't it? It's a leveler. They're going to create a situation where the likes of David Lamy looks really bright. You know, that's where they're heading. Does that ever, is that ever likely to be a feasible thing? I mean, David Ly looking bright. Well, you know, if they make everybody

else stupid, they look much cleverer out. I think that might be part of the strategy. But I mean, that is frightening. And to me, again, I sound old-fashioned. Other plans include teaching school kids about climate change, or as Richard Tice says, net to stupid zero, how to spot fake news. Isn't it about, love to hear from me this morning, isn't it about teaching our kids like how to write, how to Zero, how to spot fake news. Isn't, isn't it about, love to hear for me this morning,

isn't it about teaching our kids like how to write, how to read, how to know the difference between right and wrong? Diversity, honest to God, man. You want kids to be able to leave school, get a job, get on in life, actually, you just seen the complete opposite here. It's, It's what do people fancy teaching? We'll have a go at that. It's disastrous, actually. It tells you something, though. If you're educating all these kids about diversity and climate change, we're going to have to create more of those DEI jobs. You have to have more people working at the council office talking about diversity and climate change and wasting all the money. The rest of us, all those idiots now, sat in their cars waiting to get to work, they're all paying for this rubbish.

I know, and you think to yourself, I'm trying to work out who would imagine this is a good idea.

You talked about unions, but, and I, somebody like Bridget Phillipson seriously concerns me.

When I look at her, I think, what are you on? But dumbing down our schools, to what? Achieve a generation, as you said, that are all the same level and don't achieve anything, that what will vote for labour? I don't know where this stuff comes from. We, you know, we'll talk about the sick note thing later. But it's almost like we're saying, you're all going to be the same, there's no aspiration, we're going to tax you so there's no point in setting up a business, we don't like anybody succeeding. As you said, we want everybody the same. I think it's an absolute disgrace. I was telling the story the other day, my daughter, Alice, is at university. I won't say where, because she'll murder me

Edinburgh. And she was in a lecture. And the guy literally said, you know, Britain is responsible

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