Sick Day Top 10!
The Midnight Air
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
I’m finally back home in LA but for one night! Gonna tell you about my car getting broken into and how I’m a bit under the weather before I read your emails, and cover the Holi-Days like Yodel for Your Neighbors Day! Then I give you my Sick Day Top 10 and as always, I close out the show with Ronda and The Tribune! And for Premium Subscribers, I’ve got last week’s News From Germania that I didn’t get to read!
Thank you to Aaron Brungardt for engineering, mixing, and production expertise, Geoffrey Tice for artwork, Bobby TBD for theme music, and All Things Comedy for their support, production, and distribution. Email the show at themidnightmailbag@gmail.com!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Midnight Air. Welcome back. Welcome back to me. You guys didn't go anywhere. I mean, |
| 0:22.8 | maybe you did, and I'll never know it, but it sucked having a week off. I don't like, |
| 0:29.4 | I don't like not doing an episode. And I have some good reason for it, and I'll get into that |
| 0:34.4 | in a second. Also, I'm sick. I'll get into that in a second. Of course I'm sick. And I don't think it sounds too horrible. If it does or if it's |
| 0:42.6 | annoying, I apologize. I think my voice is just like more super deep than it's ever been. Like, |
| 0:48.5 | I'm not even modulating this. This is me just really leaning in to having a deep voice. |
| 0:55.8 | Sorry, that actually was probably annoying. |
| 1:00.9 | I'll jump into all that stuff. |
| 1:03.0 | We have a full episode. |
| 1:05.2 | I was going to do a half episode. |
| 1:06.2 | And then just because I love doing this show and I appreciate all of you who support it and listen to it |
| 1:11.6 | and become a premium subscriber to it. I couldn't let myself do that. So I have a really goofy top |
| 1:17.3 | 10 for being sick. I'll get into all that in a second. Let me tell you where I'm going to be because |
| 1:21.6 | me doing shows allows me to keep doing stuff like this and I hope you come out to them. You can go to |
| 1:26.1 | Daniel vancirk.com. |
| 1:27.9 | I'm going to be in portage, Wisconsin on Saturday, February 28th. Even if you're not going to be there, tell people to be there. This is a big deal for the city of portage. They've never done a show like this and they're trusting me to do it. And I would love to have a lot of great people in the audience. So do you know anybody in and around Portage, Wisconsin? |
| 1:47.5 | I mean, it's Wisconsin. |
| 1:48.3 | They don't mind driving an hour for fun, for a good time. |
| 1:52.8 | Tell them to go to Daniel Van Kirk.com. |
| 1:55.4 | New York City, March 26th, Wilmington, North Carolina, April 24th, and 25th. |
| 2:02.4 | More dates are going to be announced. |
| 2:03.8 | If you want to know some stuff for the summer, I'll tell you, might as well right now. |
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