It's the media buzz meter with Howard Kurtz.

I just can't get over this Chicago bank teller who hung up on Pope Leo.

All he's trying to do is a change of address.

His brother's there, taking it seriously, they give all the information,

well, I'm sorry, you'll have to come in.

This is the only thing this one will ever be known for, hanging up on the Pope.

But, you know, it's a stand-in for what we all go through where, you know, inflexible bureaucrats,

well, you didn't get this notarized correctly and so forth.

Even if you live across town, come in, do this, do that.

The form wasn't filled out properly.

Go to our website.

You ever get, they say, just go to our website.

You go to the website.

The website doesn't work or it doesn't, you know, take your credit card or whatever.

So it looks like the former Robert Prevost has the same problems

as the rest of us. And hey, you know, there was this big fuss about the Met Gala and why Jeff Bezos

and his wife, Lauren Sanchez, Bezos, were made the honorary co-chairs.

Well, turns out Bezos contributed $10 million to the event.

Well, that'll get you a fancy title.

All right, I'm going to leave with story number one, something that just makes my stomach churn.

It is truly outrageous.

Mark Hamill of Star Wars fame.

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