Well, out here on the range, you can hear the crickets recording for the backyard of Swindle

Manor here in Atlanta, Georgia.

An embarrassing place to be fired is an airport parking lot, but there are other bad places

to be fired, Lane Kiffin.

For instance, Ryan.

A Renaissance fare is an embarrassing place to be fired.

Oh, especially if you don't work there.

Yeah.

Nobody works at a Renaissance fare.

So if you're getting fired by definition, you have some other job.

Sir, can one be fired if you're an indentured servant?

No one is released from Serfdom.

That would be my favorite response if you were fired at a Renfair.

Like if Lane Kiffin's like, you can't fire him, you don't ask.

It's a Renaissance fare.

You own me on the surf.

You'll have to sell me or something.

You're going to have to kill me.

I know that Lane Kiffin argued with Pat Hayden.

I kind of like to think he got down to that level, right?

You're going to have to kill me to get me out of this job.

And Hayden was like, all right.

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