So, let's forget about this past weekend and talk about Grand Theft Auto, which I really

wanted to be playing instead of watching everything that happened on Saturday.

Yeah, yeah, let's do that.

I think sort of the thing to do with Grand Theft Auto just to tie it back to College Football

just because we're obligated to do that, even though College Football was not kind to

us over the past few days.

We still hold a certain level of affection for it, is to do the thing where we relate

it to College Football Coaches, which that's how we approach pretty much everything we

ever talk about.

So, I think we look at the three main characters in the game, which is the very cool feature.

Coolest thing the game has going is you switch between three guys as if you have three

different perspectives, three totally different characters.

You have an older guy who's kind of dull, kind of boring.

It's not really clear exactly what he's good at, but he always pulls in these big heists

every now and then he'll just take down somebody way over his way over his weight.

He does, by the way, he likes a button down with big collars, almost kind of Tommy Bahama

ish.

He's had some credit problems and his life's gotten in some trouble.

Yeah, yeah.

He's got just weird marital situation going on where it's not clear whether they live

in the same state or not.

He's a slick talker, he's a great recruiter, you know, he's brought on some talent, he's

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