Shutdown Fullcast 8.09: Skip Holtz To Bama / Urinal Poopin' / A Defense Of Man Buns

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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ALL HAIL THE RANDOMIZER. There is nothing of consequence to discuss this week in college football so rather than rely on the extremely faulty computers that are our own brains, we turned to the Shutdown Fullcast Topic Randomizer (patent pending) and asked you, gentle listener, to supply us with talking points. You did a great job, except when you asked us to compare Iowa to the state of American politics. That shit would have gotten us killed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	WOOOOO WALCOME!
0:02.7	To the shutdown full cast.
0:06.0	Which only took like 10 minutes to get started because my computer was possessed.
0:10.2	Because that's typical on the greatest internet college football podcast.
0:15.8	I'm a Spencer Hall broadcasting for some reason in the middle of his living room.
0:20.0	Hey, who's- hey, oh, do I hear other people?
0:22.6	Yeah, I like to imagine this is how you like- I like to imagine this is how you drive a
0:26.9	car.
0:27.9	Do you get the keys and you're just like mashing them against the door?
0:31.6	You're like, God, did- oh, stupid car!
0:35.5	Can't get in again just every time.
0:38.5	I mean, at least I live somewhere where I can have a car.
0:42.3	Wow, with the heat off the top rope.
0:45.7	Damn.
0:46.7	I mean, you know, it could be- I could have voluntarily chosen to live in, you know, a cube.
0:54.6	But no, I chose to live in an expensive, wasteful house.
0:57.7	An expensive, wasteful car.
1:00.3	Like a real American Ryan, so take that.
1:02.8	This 10 gallon hat is filled with ice cream.
1:06.6	And gasoline, because you need it for your very expensive car.
1:10.5	And yes, it's a car.
1:12.6	Once a day I go out and dump my hat into my car.
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