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Oh, oh, that's right. I'm already on the wrong foot.

Yeah, this is March. Sorry. Check your calendar, bro.

This is March. And what is that Jason Kirk? What is March all about and only about?

Fortnight. God. Why do I why do I throw you these softballs?

I've been playing some fortnight. I'm real terrible at it because I don't have a 13 year olds reflexes.

Just I sneak around and I survive to allow me like the 11th personal 11th remaining person. And then I get shot and then I watch the teenagers do construction work while shooting each other. And it's like damn. Yeah, the other so fucking dexterous man.

Is this I don't I only vaguely know what this game. It's like Minecraft with guns. It's really really good for children is Minecraft with guns. Cool. Yeah, no this is this is something by the way that if you have not watched streaming gaming.

It can be very entertaining, but much like sports. You have to wave through vast oceans of nothingness, right? Like punt punt punt crazy touch that punt.

Like that happens a lot when it comes to streaming gaming. A game feels like it takes about 20 minutes and the first 19 of it are just punting like you the map slowly closes in on you and you just find the best place to hide.

Maybe you collect a gun. It doesn't matter. You're not going to do anything with it if you find one because you can't hit one of these teenagers. So you just find a really good spot to hide and and wait until you die.

So your Kansas state. Yeah, but I mean if Kansas state at least gets a couple kills per year, like they're going to kill Texas. We know that. Right. So you're you know you you you got to level up a little bit to be Kansas state.

Bill Snyder no scope.

It's true. He was born before scopes. So no, he just he learned how to use that he learned how to use all distance weapons the old fashioned way. No scopes.

Bill Snyder distance. We're talking like a English longbow. Maybe crossbow. Maybe a crossbow. Let's let's get a little fancy. That's a little fancy. Yeah, that seems like that's not the single wing attack. Right. The single wing attack is like longbow. Right. Where you're laughing. Like that's a long. Oh god.

Bill Snyder breaking out the zero wing attack. It also has the advantage of being like, well, there's 78 yards. Oh, Jesus. Oh, they just ate up all of that took a long time. That's the difference between that and longbow.

It's a longbow that's it's an arrow that's being carried towards you. Just he's walking up to you and stabbing you right in the go with the feels like this is a spear. Well, I bet it does because it's sticking out of your chest right now, but it was actually fired from a longbow.

I'm going to write you a nice letter. Oh, that I don't think that I don't think March is about overnight. It might be for for Jason Kirk, but I don't think March is I don't think that's what Ryan's talking about. No, no, no, Jason try try God damn again March is for what?

Um, NFL free agents, the national invitation no, turn a mental.

That's what we're talking about. Oh, I thought we already did. Surely we already did several shows on the premiere college basketball tournament by now. Right. Yeah, we did. We much like boomer sooner. I dropped in all of our NIT predictions at very low audio levels.

You have to go back five episodes to find them. I want to see if people check for that. It's not. Yeah, that shit's subliminal. We said Notre Dame's going to be in the NIT and they thought we were just being mean to Notre Dame.

They're not just bail or same Louisville same. We called all of it. We knew. We knew all the the NIT the NITs that were going to happen. Had him walked in the net. I can't wait for an invite to the NIT.

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