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Shutdown Fullcast 4.37: Nothing But Pain In Every Direction

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2016

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

The theme for week four -- which we decided after an arduous twenty seconds of thought --- is that there is nothing but pain in every direction, and that every team playing this weekend can only lose. There are no victories to be had, and only losses of varying degree. Topics explaining this bold thesis! --Oregon playing Colorado, a team they can't beat by enough point to feel good about after a shaky loss to Nebraska --The entire SEC West playing games where someone will lose badly and edge closer to total disaster, and another team will kick the aforementioned team into a canyon --Amazing Gus Malzahn facts that should horrify even a non-Auburn fan! --A vicious hypothetical spin around the SEC coaching carousel that ends with Hugh Freeze at Auburn! We did it, and it didn't even take the introduction of natural disasters or anything like that into the storyline --BYU and West Virginia are playing a football game at FedEx Field. Why? Whyyyyyyy? --A real inquiry into whether Vanderbilt needs to have a football coach or not --USC has already replaced its quarterback, which is a great thing going into a game against Utah on the road. We hope Max Browne transfers, and in the meantime enjoys his stay at USC as irresponsibly as possible. --Why Florida is the Atlanta airport of college quarterbacks --A despondent preview of the Florida/Tennessee game, so: the usual Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shutdown full cast. We are previewing week four. Coming up with a

0:05.7

theme for this one was a little difficult because we had to decide what do

0:10.9

these games mean. It's not a big weekend like week three, not a lot of marquee

0:14.7

matchups, but we did sort of hit on a theme. Jason Kirk, College Football Editor

0:19.7

for Espie Nation. What was that theme? I like that you said it was difficult

0:23.5

because I think it took about 20 seconds. But the theme was this is the week

0:29.5

when something goes bad for everybody. Just taking a look at this schedule and

0:34.7

there's very little. There are very few encounters that'll leave with both

0:40.6

party. He's walking away saying that that wasn't all that bad. If you've ever

0:45.6

watched a Clemson Georgia Tech game. No one comes. Yeah, no one comes away

0:49.6

happy from that. USC plays Utah. And if USC loses, they'll be one in three. If Utah

0:54.5

wins or if Utah loses, they'll have lost to a bad USC team. Georgia, old

0:59.4

miss. No one knows what'll happen. Old miss could be one in three, one in three.

1:04.0

If they lose that game, Iowa and Rutgers, nothing but evil. Florida State,

1:08.6

South Florida. If Florida State loses to both Louisville and USF. You lost

1:15.1

it 2007 then. Oh, I mean, there are Ryan Nanny joining us from Espie Nation in

1:22.8

New York. I mean, you see this, right? Yeah, there are other matchups that that

1:26.9

follow this pattern. Wisconsin, Michigan State. I feel like if Michigan

1:32.0

State loses that, that's who that's that's pretty bad for them. And if Wisconsin

1:36.4

loses, it's like cool. So we're not going to contend for anything of worth in the

1:40.0

Ellis meeting. Ellis you was a waste of time. Boy, Syracuse, Yukon, that just

1:45.4

yep. We're just going to glide on right on past that. Hey, here's I feel bad

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