Hey, the suspense are all in joining me for this late express edition of rivalry hatred

for the Florida Tennessee game. Now, tomorrow, since we recorded this on Friday night, joining

me is, oh, hey, Holly Anderson. Oh, hey. Look at you. Go get you talking some football.

Don't patronize me. It's revelry week. I'm supposed to patronize you.

Look, I don't hate you. You don't hate me. It's been like 10 fucking years since you threatened to

kick me in the dick-mitten over this game. I never said that. It's in print on your own website.

I tied it. We got jobs anyway. I think we've come to a point we were agreeing this week where we

can both admit that what we actually hate is this goddamn game. The whole point of this game,

and I wrote this today on EDSBS, but it bears repeating, I think, that we hate this game now.

We hate it so much. None. Because what can you win? What benefits

you from this game? Like winner lose. Okay, let's run the numbers here. If we beat you,

which is not fucking happening, we have defeated your homely weatherman of a coach and your

offense operating without the services of your best option at quarterback. Yeah.

Yeah, no, he's not, remember, he's not starting, right? No, I know, but you know,

you're somebody had quarterback who is worse than Luke Del Rio. Oh, well, we don't, we don't know that.

But we could find out verifiably. Somebody your coach is like less than Luke Del Rio.

Let me put it this way. Okay, Luke Del Rio didn't earn a scholarship. That has pretty

be a stop. At least Austin Apple be dead. That's how why is that? Quarterbacks in college have to go

through one of two places. It's either Florida or Purdue. Austin Apple be. He's a unicorn. He's

passed through both. So yeah, he was at Purdue, just like LSU starting quarterback. Oh, god,

that sounds so bad. Oh, we keep promising not to bring up Purdue. It's just kinder.

We keep going back on that promise because we're bad people.

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