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Shutdown Fullcast 4.33: Week Two is bad but ¡EL ASSICO! LIVES

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2016

⏱️ 55 minutes

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--Week two is so bad Spencer stumbles over the intro before the show even starts --Oh, we get to discuss Texas/ND and Ole Miss/FSU! Which were both pleasing to the hater in different and yet still equally satisfying parts --A review of Iowa v. Iowa State, aka ¡El Assico!, the game some Iowa fans get mad at us for even noticing. "It's like you're pooping in the woods and someone looks." ---Jason Kirk, football genius, giving us the perfect analogy for this. --A discussion of relevant airplane drinking --Okay we're done discussing Iowa --NOPE. Ryan goes off on Iowa extending Kirk Ferentz to a contract that none of us understand, but that Ryan REALLY doesn't understand. --Okay Ryan goes on for a while longer about this, and we point out other coaches who did what Ferentz did and got fired. Hi, Mark Richt! --A lengthy discussion of how having a child will not make Ryan a better, more mature person, and also that one time Spencer yelled at a pair of FSU fans in front of his children. Also calling Florida State fans "headcrab-ass people", which is to be expected here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shutdown full cast. We are here to discuss the upcoming week of

0:06.6

college football. Did you say where? Did you say where are here? I think I did. We're

0:13.6

not even gonna do that again if I said where are here. God you couldn't. Week two is so bad you couldn't even get through

0:19.1

the second sentence of the intro. Use them here to discuss.

0:26.8

College football. This is the shutdown full cast. I am Spencer Hall currently having a stroke on air.

0:36.5

Joining me from Brooklyn, New York. Ryan, Annie. Hello, Ryan. That's just that signature New York asshole that just you know

0:44.8

it's part of our culture. It's it's endearing. Beloved. You can't get mad at me. You as invented it. Yep, we

0:53.1

met it being. Right. Ryan, I think you got to go. What are you going to do? Yeah, yeah, and that the New York word for

1:00.3

I'm a dick. Yep. Yep. Hey, hey, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, we're all getting paid.

1:09.6

Not not by this podcast. Let me make that perfectly clear. Yeah, no, we got a ways to go to get even

1:18.8

marginally paid here. Just just a lot of I tune. Yeah, if somebody wants to go back and add up all the hours,

1:26.1

just recording hours we spent on this. Let's figure out how much how much we do each have to get at this point

1:33.8

just to get minimum wage. How about we go to we go to Jim Bangkok and try to try to build for this podcast and see how hard he

1:44.0

laughs. I think we could reason them. I think we could reason them. They ask $73 total total reach each. No, I mean, I think we can I think we're good for

1:55.2

Yeah, $73 each. But it did give us evaluation. So if anyone out there is interested in sponsorships, you know, but might be our agent

2:06.1

because he has sold podcasts ads before his his FSU null cast, which I believe is called null cast has ads for like local hot sauce or something like that and and various other stuff. So

2:18.1

just speak with our representative, but Elliot. It's true. If he's following real floor state fashion, he'll just first happen the

2:24.8

negotiation. It's not going real well for bud. Then he comes roaring back just lay in wait. It's lay in wait. God, we don't we did we did a whole recap episode before the Texas

2:36.8

Notre Dame game and the Florida state old Miss game. Oh, you do want to take a second laugh about that. I'm ready. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm ready. It's rich. It's rich. Y'all

2:50.5

Which one's okay, which which is the more amusing of the two? Oh, the more amusing of the two is I far Notre Dame, please. Because I don't mind Texas being good. I don't

3:03.4

they're one of those teams that as a polarity and college football. I'm okay with that current. I like it when they're good. I like their colors. I like their

3:12.8

cow. I like their coach. I just I love their coach. Like generally speaking, I've liked their coaches in the past. Even Mack Brown.

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