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Shutdown Fullcast 4.19.0

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2016

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

SO after last week's debacle where our readers accidentally selected the worst slate of teams possible to preview for 2016, we took matters into our own hands. This week we preview five teams that could not only be very good this year, but who could also theoretically win things and be fun to watch and stuff. Also, Jason is not broadcasting from the middle of a driving rainstorm this week. He's in a car, which sounds way better than you expect it to, really. Topics: -- How Spencer got a forty dollar go-cup, and why it's effectively worthless -- Speaking of things staying cold for extended periods of time: TENNESSEE FOOTBALL, PREVIEWED. Did you know the only interesting game the play after mid-October is against Will Muschamp, the ultimate obstruction? Isn't that potentially hilarious, especially now that he doesn't coach Florida? That's potentially hilarious. -- Ryan calls for Michigan to go 12-0 and it seems fairly reasonable? Particularly with their schedule, a spread so luxurious that it features a bye week before playing Illinois. -- Virginia Tech will have offense and defense at the same time, allegedly, per reports, hypothetically, maybe. It's different now, and we'll all have to watch Bud Foster look real confused as his team scores unheard of "points" without intercepting the ball or forcing fumbles. -- Arizona! They're definitely a team that will play this year? (We did very little research on Arizona before working with them, much like Rich Rodriguez did.) -- Washington could be very good this year if they do not do the thing a lot of Pac-12 teams do in dropping the weirdest conference games imaginable. Washington is a Pac-12 team. They will probably drop a weird conference game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shutdown full cast recording a little bit late because one of our co-hosts Ryan

0:06.1

You didn't have internet at your house. I don't want to talk about it in the most in the most wired

0:11.8

Influential city in the world New York City. You didn't have internet. Don't move to New York

0:16.6

But definitely don't move to a different apartment once you live once you if you are gonna move to New York

0:22.1

Just stay wherever you are and never leave

0:26.3

I think this is a good approach anywhere actually just don't move

0:30.0

Don't ever move. So to be clear. I have no internet at the place where I live

0:34.8

Jason Kirk you have internet where?

0:37.8

I am in the parking lot at at my daughter's gym

0:41.6

I'm sitting in my car because I first it came outside and I was like well

0:46.9

It's pretty weird sitting on a bench talking into my computer. So I said I'll sit in my car. That's

0:53.4

Maybe like 1% less weird. I don't so far it seems to be just as weird, but

0:59.7

There's really strong Wi-Fi here. So that part's good. You know somebody's gonna walk by your car and assume that you're looking at pornography, right?

1:08.7

Well, what I am looking at is even more shameful because it's just just a bunch of football schedules for months and months away

1:18.4

Yeah, I mean, I guess the concern here is is if I'm arrested, you know during the middle of this

1:24.6

Probably would be the first time so you guys know the protocol

1:28.5

Yeah, that's true and we know who to call

1:31.3

True because remember all all arrest and Georgia are negotiable

1:35.9

Yeah, just say

1:37.4

Let's what's what's our what's our what's our currency here? It's not money

1:41.3

Sweet tea or something. I don't know. It's like a monopoly. You just got a roll doubles and you get a kitty cut

1:46.7

Yeti cups. It's like this is a five. That's a five Yeti cup bound you go to post there

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