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Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2016

⏱️ 46 minutes

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SO that whole thing where Ryan assigned random numbers to teams and had readers select our previewed squads by those numbers? It flopped a handful of unsuited garbage this week, as the randomness called forth pure Lovecraftian horror. (Spoiler: Lovecraftian horror in football terms equals not one, but TWO BOTTOM-DWELLING ACC TEAMS IN ONE PREVIEW.) We'd apologize, but y'all opened this hellmouth, not us. Topics covered and cringed through include: --Syracuse, you did something good! It feels just as weird for us as it does for you. Listen as we somehow talk our way into thinking this might be a bowl team. --A devil's bargain engineered by Ryan where both Jason and ourselves choose to go on a roadtrip around America's least glamorous corridor rather than go to West Lafayette, Indiana, ever. --We could talk about Wake Forest or we could talk about how Jason is literally walking back and forth between the inside of his house and a roaring late spring thunderstorm like THAT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN DO ON A PODCAST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And welcome to the shutdown forecast. I am Spencer Hall editorial director
0:05.7	SB Nation and founder of every day should be Saturday dot com
0:10.1	Joining me for what I guarantee you is the worst
0:14.7	Damn addition of the show ever you can just turn it off. This is gonna be bad
0:18.4	Like it'll be so bad it might be sublime. So maybe it has some value there
0:24.4	But it might not I'm just gonna let you know
0:27.4	It's gonna be a rough ride because we have to preview some very awful teens today
0:30.3	So did so live from New York to help us do that and not for New Brooklyn
0:34.5	But actually in New York City because he's in a tiny little booth
0:38.6	Trapped like a rat like so many and that fine metropolis Ryan nanny
0:43.9	If we make it to the 15 minute mark on this episode, I won't be proud of us or disappointed or both
0:52.2	I think we can make fun of the city of Boston for longer than 15 minutes
0:56.7	This this I I feel bad because it's my fault in some sense because I propose the random
1:05.5	Selection process for our college football preview and and that's how we got I was state Boston college
1:12.0	Syracuse Wake Forest Purdue and if you say those names three times in a row
1:16.6	The world just stops just resets goes back to Pangaea and dinosaurs are here
1:22.3	Yeah, this is wait today we today we flopped the worst hand we could don't feel bad Boston college dinosaurs couldn't pass either
1:31.6	T-rex's T-rex is all about the ground game strong defense
1:36.6	Strong defense big head T-rex was a dude dude he was a dude
1:41.2	Joining us from Kennesaw, Georgia College football editor Jason Kirk. Hi Jason
1:45.9	Hey, I just stepped on the dead bird with my bare feet
1:49.1	Because one of the one of the are either our cat or a dog left a dead bird just laying here on the porch and I didn't see it
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