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Shutdown Fullcast

Shutdown Fullcast 3.13.0

Shutdown Fullcast

© Shutdown Fullcorp

Sports, Football

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The Fullcast goes way, way long this week, eclipsing the hour mark mostly because SOMEONE found Chris Berman's IMDB page halfway through the broadcast. (He was in The Program AND Necessary Roughness! He's practically the Jean-Paul Belmondo of '90s football films!) Topics: --Why "Hoosiers" sucks and how George Lucas is going to put CGI Jabba into a remastered "Birth of a Nation" --Why "Rudy" and most other college football movies suck, but also why "Rudy" sucks more than others, mostly. --A diversion into Werner Herzog narrating Syracuse football documentaries --A promise to buy someone a beer if they actually listen to a certain mysterious point in the podcast (which we will honor) --Seriously, you can get two free beers for listening to this whole podcast provided you see us in real life --Things that do not change year to year in college football, like Ohio State being good or our fictional Woody Hayes living in Hell because "Heaven's soft". --A discussion of "which program is the most Jon Bois" (it's Iowa State) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to this week's shutdown full cast the internet's only college football podcast that's named the shut up

0:07.7

Full cast uh joining me and I am Spencer Hall the editorial director best-beenation founder of every day should be

0:15.7

Saturday joining me from his

0:18.9

slightly coffinist backyard

0:22.0

Somewhere in the wilds of kena saw Georgia is college football editor Jason Kirk

0:27.1

You know I hear me I brought I brought a bunch of bugs tonight

0:31.7

Jason comes to the party bring the bucket full of cicada it always sounds like he's at the bottom of

0:37.6

Where the the uh the arc of the covenant was stored when all the snakes start coming out

0:42.8

Which I might be

0:47.2

Just up there

0:48.9

Living that cicada gang life indiana cones

0:52.8

Yeah

0:55.2

Uh also chiming in and his lovely tear I like to call it a tenor. Yeah, it's a warble a

1:02.9

Reedy warbley tenor

1:06.0

Ryan Annie

1:07.3

Should I should I start smoking?

1:09.6

Uh, no no because then you know who you'll sound like no oh the mom from throw mama from the train

1:15.8

Yeah, you'll sound the lowest you'll sound like her. Yeah, well that's pretty cool. Yeah, just start pounding with pretty cool

1:22.8

You'll end up you'll end up sounding like jt the brick the old sports talk guy who touting like this

1:28.1

That's not great. Hey, T the brick um, why don't we have a theme song yet

1:34.1

Nobody's written it. Why is nobody written? I said goddamn theme song

1:37.6

Is that how these things work? You just wait. I think that's how it works. I think you just sort of

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