Shutdown Fullcast 3.12.0

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2015

⏱️ 55 minutes

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PURE FOOTBALL EROTICA. That's not an exaggeration, we discuss pure football erotica this week, or at least what we find to be erotic in the game of football. I mean, before that we all talk about BET Uncut returning, but yeah: definitely some football erotica after all the talk about BET Uncut. Get your towels, because it's gonna get steamy! Also the cleaning crew did not come last night and there's some pretty disgusting stuff on these benches. In addition to the following suspiciously football-like topics. --Gus Malzahn suggesting a freshness seal and/or born-on date for SEC teams is a necessary thing --Houston Nutt appearing at Big 12 Media Days either looking for a job or scouting the Mary Kay Convention across the hall --A list of things Art Briles could say out loud and not get prosecuted for --A record total of coach imitations and serial killer references --How Ryan and LaDainian Tomlinson are basically the same person Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the 3.12 episode 3.12 of the shutdown full cast.
0:08.0	We are currently in the midst of the summer, but this is summer media days,
0:12.8	which means that we have the big 12 poppin.
0:15.2	We have the ACC on a low boil in the back.
0:19.3	We have coaches saying stuff going back and forth.
0:21.7	We have actual meta content that we could be discussing this week,
0:26.9	which is why it is important that we start with the most important issue of the day.
0:32.3	And that is the return of BET Uncut.
0:36.1	What that thing smelled like.
0:40.0	I watched that video so many times and I never actually enjoyed it,
0:44.5	but God watched it a lot.
0:46.0	I did watch it.
0:48.0	Sure did.
0:49.5	Watch it. BET Uncut.
0:51.3	The return after years in the wilderness of the most controversial show on BET last episode aired
0:59.3	July 8, 2006.
1:00.8	And by the way, this is how you know it was a doomed franchise.
1:03.8	It was hosted by a Jermaine Dupri.
1:11.8	I can't make a joke about the man's house being repossessed.
1:14.6	Wait, was he married to Janet at the time?
1:17.3	I don't remember how the timeline sinks up there,
1:22.4	but I can't imagine Janet Jackson would have been thrilled.
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