Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco.

I'm Erin Ryan and I'm alyssa Master Monaco. Alyssa have you ever ghosted a job pulled a Lloyd Austin if you will?

I as a matter of fact Aaron when I was just a wee young lady here in the great big apple,

I accepted a job at Merrill Lynch.

This is a weird thing you and I have in common.

Yeah, we both worked at Merrill Lynch.

We didn't know each other.

No, we didn't know each other, which is a tragedy

because imagine what we could have done at Merrill Lynch together.

But I accepted the job, and I'm a pretty thorough person Aaron.

I thought my job was going to be a junior analyst.

It turned out when I showed up for my first day of work that I was the secretary in rubber, which is the analyst group that just oversaw rubber.

And after three days of sitting in some weird mad men type situation with me in just a bunch of other

22 year old women in a row, I left a voicemail from my boss that was like, I really appreciate the opportunity but I'm not coming back.

Yeah, well I mean rubber ended up being okay so I'm glad. They survived without me.

I ghosted two jobs one of them was at the Express at University Park Mall in

Michawaka, Indiana. I just hated it and I was...

Michawaka, Humvees are made in Waka, aren't they?

Yeah, yeah, Humvees, and it's basically the place where everyone who goes to Notre Dame or St. Mary's

or Holy Cross goes to eat crappy restaurant food.

But yeah, I worked at the mall there and I just really hated it.

I was spending all my money on the clothes at Express and it was just like,

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