Bad For America, But Funny

Hysteria

Society & Culture, Politics, News

4.7 • 7.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco invite Julissa Arce, Grace Parra Janney, and Michaela Watkins to review the best and worst parts of 2023 and make predictions for 2024.

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0:00.0	Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco.
0:01.0	Lissa I've got an important question for you.
0:03.0	Yes, ma'am.
0:05.0	Why are you?
0:07.0	Hello and welcome to Hysteria.
0:09.0	I'm Erin Ryan.
0:10.0	And I'm Alyssa, I've got an important question for you.
0:13.4	Yes, ma'am.
0:14.4	Why are so few things spangled?
0:17.8	Like the flag is the star spangled banner?
0:20.6	What makes it spangled?
0:21.6	Why isn't it festooned? What if Francis Scott Key would have been like the star festooned
0:27.5	Aaron let's bring back festooned the emblazoned banner.
0:32.6	But yeah, no, I don't think we should bring back festoon
0:34.9	because that's a weird word.
0:36.3	I think we should bring back spangled.
0:38.1	More things should be spangled.
0:39.6	Like I arrived at the crime scene
0:41.4	and the wall was spangled with blood.
0:43.2	See, I like to say my nails are spangly today.
0:46.2	Okay, okay, that's fine.
0:47.6	We're bringing back spangled in 2024.
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