Shrimp Scampi with Michael B. Jordan

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2017

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Phoebe shares a juicy rumor about Michael B. Jordan and Jessica will do anything to get to the bottom of it. Plus, special guests Iliza Schlesinger and Jorma Taccone. Featured Performers: Iliza Shlesinger (@iliza) Jorma Taccone (@jormataccone) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueens Like 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	This is a hot rumor that I've heard on the streets.
0:07.0	Yo ass ain't been on the streets.
0:10.0	But I heard through the grapevine that Michael to the beat,
0:16.0	to the Jordan listens to Tudor Queen.
0:19.0	No, he doesn't.
0:20.0	Why would you not believe that?
0:22.0	Because it's Michael B. Jordan, he's like going to film Black Panther.
0:26.0	He ain't got time to put something on his headphones
0:29.0	and listens to talk about our periods, dude.
0:31.0	Are you seeing it create under that pressure?
0:33.0	Okay, here's my point.
0:35.0	Gabrielle Union loves our show.
0:37.0	John Ham asked to be on our show.
0:40.0	Kevin Bacon listens to us when he goes on hikes.
0:44.0	He was like, I exclusively listen to Tudor Queen's on hikes.
0:50.0	You know what I need? I need some damn proof is what I need.
0:53.0	I need proof in the damn pudding.
0:55.0	Okay.
0:56.0	Claire Danes and I'm getting to the bottom of this mystery and I'm truthing it.
1:00.0	I am in my RV and I got fucking pictures of Michael B. Jordan up with a bunch of thread
1:05.0	that's all on the wall.
1:06.0	It's really listening to it.
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