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2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Dope, Queens, Robinson, Up, Race, Society & Culture, Storytelling, Comedy Interviews, Stand, Williams, Phoebe, Jessica, Comedy, Brooklyn

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2017

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Jessica and Phoebe dream up the details of Keri Russell's hot AF sex life. Plus, Caitlin Gill explains why big saus-siege isn't always best, and Danielle Radford isn't Beyonce.

Featured Performers:

Caitlin Gill (@ROBOTCAITLIN)

Danielle Radford (@danielleradford)

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0:00.0	Jess, this is probably ignorant, but don't you think that Carrie Russell and Matthew
0:05.2	Reese have like an amazing sex life?
0:07.7	Well, I know they have an awesome brownstone together, which is very sweet.
0:11.2	I love that.
0:12.4	I think that they go to the Whole Foods in Guaones, they prep, they make each other like
0:19.2	avocado toast on a zikiel bread and they light a bunch of candles.
0:24.0	Somebody like sets the bath for the other one.
0:26.4	They draw a bath.
0:27.8	There's like a clawfoot tub.
0:29.4	It's disgusting.
0:30.4	There's nothing more vile than drawing a bath.
0:33.8	They listen to the shins and then they hold each other's faces and like flutter their
0:39.9	eyebrows at each other and then they like kiss each other and then they really like just
0:45.7	make out for a long time and then before they go to bed they run lines together.
0:51.9	Fluttering their eye, lashes at each other.
0:54.9	Yes.
0:55.9	Oh my God.
0:56.9	He's like 40.
0:57.9	Okay, first of all, I feel like Matthew Reese and Carrie Russell's sex life is bomb.com
1:03.5	because he's Welsh AF.
1:05.3	Yeah, how is that not bomb when I just describe that sounds iconic?
1:09.5	Okay.
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