4.6 • 851 Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2024
⏱️ 63 minutes
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0:00.0 | I just, I'm so pleased to announce we won. |
0:17.8 | We won. |
0:18.7 | Smokers, smokers undefeated. As the UK, the UK will not be banning smoking |
0:26.0 | before the general election. The commons leaders confirm it. Turns out that like non-smokers |
0:30.9 | are in fact the jokers. Exactly. Yeah. So smoking is once again cool in the UK. It's going to be |
0:37.4 | happening forever. |
0:38.6 | Rishi Sunak, Nanny State, defeated by the fact that inflation went down a little bit. |
0:43.6 | And he decided to call a general election while he figured he'd be least hated, |
0:47.6 | took several of the most hilarious pictures that have ever been taken of him. |
0:51.7 | And honestly, this is like the smoking golden path. |
0:55.0 | This is the thing. |
0:56.4 | What could be more British than a visibly very depressed billionaire, |
1:01.9 | walking out in the pissing rain, being drowned out by Kirstarmer's like dead-eyed |
1:08.3 | sciops team, blasting things can only get better out of a speaker |
1:12.7 | to say, actually, it's fine, you can all keep smoking. It's perfect. Unironically, the best thing |
1:19.7 | that's happened in ages. I mean, look, you cannot take away the British public's right to smoke |
1:25.0 | and expect to win an election. Smoking is the only thing |
1:28.0 | holding this country together. If you have to deal with the state of shit in this country for |
1:32.2 | a whole day and then you can't have a fag about it, violent revolution. That's right. That's right. |
1:38.2 | A general election has been called. A bunch of bills are not going to be coming along. Why? |
1:42.2 | Like literally 20 points behind. |
1:46.0 | And I can only imagine that like Rishi Sunai, kind of like, looking at the weather |
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