The men's room presents Profile This.

This is played.

Oh, I'm sure can, Miles. It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something that happened right here.

I'm playing an ur-ir-ir-irf!

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people

and the decisions that people make,

will ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, John.

Welcome to the Mintraud.

How are you doing today?

Ola!

All right, John, you understand how this year game is played.

Oh, yes, I do.

All right, you have a choice of one of three stories.

We have Bite Me, in other words, what that somebody finds in their food, interior decorating,

where you guess the foreign object that ended up on the inside of someone.

And finally today, animalize this, where you guess the animal responsible for causing the problem.

Let's go for interior decorating.

Oh, okay, yeah.

All right, here's the story.

A woman by the name of Katie Holly, she was jolted awake by a cold thing, which she initially thought was a small piece

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