99.9 KISW. We return to the men's room with Miles and Thrill.

Head Chef is on the way Ted's Meena Potatoes gets cooking for the 4th of July.

That is on the way in seven minutes, right after emails from the men's room at kisw.com.

As we jump right to the birthday,

it's all the gentleman and Ted.

Today is my son Parker's ninth birthday.

We would love to celebrate it with the longest fart

that you are legally allowed to play.

Coach Ted with some wisdom on swimming.

And you guys talking all over yourselves

about which is better, chicken nuggets or chicken strips.

We love you, little bear.

That from mom and from dad.

Yeah, I'm guessing maybe still learning a little bit or getting used to it. Number one, don't be afraid of the water, all right? A lot of times the water's going to help you. So if you're afraid of jumping in the deep end, calm down, you're going to bounce back up. Now, second of all, remember, tread and water, you're nine. You could ride a bike do the same motion

underwater. Other than that,

I mean, you know, just have a,

you know, you should know water is serious business,

but don't be scared and try to keep your calm.

Don't panic. That's how people drown.

What's better chicken nuggets

or chicken strips? I think it depends on where you go.

I'll tell you what, recently I went to the Texas fried chicken. I got some of their saucy nuggets. I'm a chicken steak. I typically steal them from my daughter. I like it when you talk to a younger person and they're like, well, the chicken fingers here. And that's where I normally stole them for my daughter's play. You know, full disclosure, though. I mean, I'm 43. There's still one bar in my mind that has like a premier chicken finger. Yeah, man, there's a couple places really look. They're dope. Just eat them. Good afternoon, gentlemen. Please wish my son, Jayden, a very happy 18th birthday with Coach Ted going hard on him and then Mike's choice.

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