I'm Clyde Lewis. You're about to listen to a sample of today's Ground Zero Show.

I'm Clyde Lewis, and this is Ground Zero.

The number is called the 950-322-50860. That's 530-322-50860.

Remember last night we were talking about how the universe is laughing behind our backs?

Well, my Twitter account is inundated right now with stories about how Americans are stocking up

on toilet paper again. Apparently, I'm getting all this information from Scott Tows,

they're running low, Procter and Gamble is running low, Americans are stocking up on toilet paper

again. Yes, the universe is laughing behind our backs again, for sure. We're going backwards,

we're devolving. Everything that we've been talking about in this program seems to be transpiring.

That's just the way it is. Timings everything. That's why we ask you to do a number of things.

We ask you to prepare by going to prepare with Ground Zero.com. We ask you to build your immune

systems by going to get the T.com. We ask you to sign up for aftermath because we don't know

how shows are going to go out and go in and whatever. Like I say, nothing is certain anymore.

It really isn't certain. One thing's for sure is I'm going to keep doing what I do,

and I'll keep finding places to do what I do. But the world is changing. The world is,

I don't know if it's going backwards or forwards. Last night, I came home and Liam and I

stayed up late. We were trying to watch a few, we watched the What If series, that whole marble thing.

It's really good. We haven't checked it out. It's really good. The animation is amazing. This one

was about Dr. Strange. It was a very tragic story about Dr. Strange. And then after it was over

with, Liam and I wanted to, we were still awake. I was having a hard time sleeping. Have you

ever been so tired that you can't sleep? That's the way I was last night. I was so tired, and yet I

just couldn't sleep. So I said, hey, let's watch a movie. And I said to Liam, I said, free guy.

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