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Happy Friday, everybody. Last time I checked it was Friday.

Things are just flying by right now, and we're glad to be here tonight to talk to you about

awesome, many issues that are on my mind.

I ran into my neighbor this afternoon, and I was strange. So we left a freaking horse,

but it's a toy horse out in front of our apartment. I don't know why. They left it there.

And so we were talking about this toy horse. There's an area here in Oregon,

a Portland, actually, where they actually, there's these places where you can tie up horses,

these little rings that are in the curb. And so somebody went along about these large toy horses,

and they tied them to the rings. Well, one of those toy horses wound up in front of our apartment,

and my neighbor Chuck saw it, and Janine saw it, and I told Janine,

says, there's a horse out front. She came running downstairs and said, no, it's a little horse,

but it's a big toy horse sitting there in the yard. And so Janine said, I want to go back up

stairs, you know, you fooled me, and I said, okay, so I said to Chuck, my neighbor,

he comes by every once in a while, and asked my wife if she wants to go to the Goodwill,

or to the Dollar Tree to find inexpensive things to shop for.

And I know some people can't get enough of shopping, and my wife likes to shop and Chuck likes to shop.

Chuck is gay, so, you know, they hit it off and have a good time. Well, my producer Ron,

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