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Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Show Highlight- It’s Over

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.41.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

A 12 pack of cookies to break up with someone!

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0:00.0

Blah blah blah blah. Get up!

0:01.0

Wake up!

0:02.0

With Sarah Inventi.

0:03.0

Legit, yeah.

0:04.0

Now I said 973.

0:05.0

Normally there isn't much overlap between wanting to send a significant other cookies and wanting to break up with them.

0:11.0

Oh. Insomnia cookies is offering a limited edition new 12 pack of cookies on their website calls called

0:19.8

It's not me, it's you. You can choose the 12 cookies you want to give to your soon to be X and they'll include a handwritten breakup note on the inside of the box.

0:31.0

Oh, that's kind of nice.

0:32.8

At least then I've got some cookies to cry into.

0:36.4

It's not me, it's you.

0:38.5

You're sweet, but not my flavor.

0:41.1

I have the hots for your roommate, we're done have a nice life are the four

0:46.7

themes you get to choose from I like we're done have a nice life that's the one I

0:50.5

would go with yeah it's your wish you're saying in no uncertain terms I'm through with you and I hope that your life goes well. It's like a it's like a goodbye best wishes. I like those that's my that's my choice right there.

1:05.4

For 30 bucks you can send a breakup pack of cookies to your partner

1:11.1

this Valentine's so there you go what is the what's the address on that again

1:16.7

They're called insomnia cookies. I don't have their actual address but

1:21.8

John. I'm gonna send me some cookies.

1:24.0

It's just be nice to have some nice cookies in the house, all right?

1:28.0

He likes cookies too, so he's down.

1:31.0

You're not breaking up with John!

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