Show Highlight- Fart Day

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

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Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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It’s Fart Day!

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0:00.0	Sarah and Vinny on Alice.
0:03.2	Have a very nice day at work.
0:05.2	Alice at 97.
0:06.7	Well one last story before I do some text.
0:09.4	It's National Fart Day.
0:11.0	Oh, I love National Fart Day. Who doesn't love a good fart joke?
0:14.2	Come on!
0:16.2	They say here that, well here's a fart joke for you. Nobody farts 15 to 20 times a day.
0:21.4	Do you?
0:22.4	Of course I do. At least that. What? 15 to 20 times a day, do you?
0:22.6	Of course I do, at least that.
0:24.8	What? At least that.
0:26.6	I fart constantly.
0:28.8	You do?
0:29.8	Yes, I'm a fart machine.
0:31.2	It depends what she eat, doesn't it? I don't know. They say here that the average
0:35.9	person farts 15 to 20 times per day. I should keep count one of these days. Yeah you're good at
0:44.8	counting stuff. I do usually count things. I can only think of one so far today. It
0:48.2	was a good one. It was. And what constitutes a good one?
0:55.0	Loud noise with no smell or do you want both?
0:58.0	You want real robust sound, but also you want to see a face change in the room as well.
1:05.8	Oh, well, to me it's about volume and duration and less about smelling, because mine never smell, so.
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