Get off! What? You're waking up with Sarah and Vinnie. Oh my god!

Look at me better than that! Alice at 973.

A Dutch single lady who's pretty smoking hot.

Says she's never been in a relationship and has composed a boyfriend application in a bid to

find her soulmate. Oh. Her name's Vera and she's 23. She has thousands of candidates.

Apparently she's she's an only fans model.

But she's never had a relationship.

So I'm guessing this is just promotion for her only fans page. She's smoking hot and she's

got a Kardashian ass. Like there's no other way to describe that. So she's got a very

you know curvy outline. She looks like a kind of Pully and a poor school but

in this one picture I'm looking at where she's doing the splits.

She's like so skinny up on top and then she's just

just packing from the you know hips to the knees. Just packing.

It's hard dating in 2023 so I want to know who's a good candidate right away

and if we'll be a good fit she says my DMs are really full so it's hard to count the number of

applications so far but I've already had about 3,000 in 24 hours but if you want to get in on this

boys the application asks questions like your astrological sign number of ex-girlfriends

and number that are crazy. So I don't know why she'd want to know that.

I wonder if she's trying to get you to say none of them are crazy.

Number of exes you still talk and text to drunk ones count. Do you have kids? Do you want kids?

Are you married or dating someone right now?

And then you know do you have a full-time job? Do you live with your parents? Do you own a working

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