Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. We're on the radio right now where we belong. Potentially are listening on the podcast where you could be watching us on YouTube. Hello, Net Bangers, and people that are just checking us out for the very first time.

Turns out last week, a lot of people wanted to watch Allie, tried to take down the six hot dogs she claimed she could do in 10 minutes, so they checked out YouTube for the very first time. Some of them have stuck around. Many others said that they can never unsee what they saw, and they will never watch YouTube ever again.

I don't think my body will ever recover.

My body has not felt the same since I did that.

There's something weird going to be. never unsee what they saw and they will never watch YouTube ever again. I don't think my body will ever recover.

My body has not felt the same since I did that.

There's something weird going on with my digestive process.

I think that it's screwed up forever.

That being said, we decided that it was a good opportunity for you to check out YouTube right now

for the first Klein Alley's show and tell in a while.

As school is back, that was always one of the only things in school people ever look forward to was the opportunity to show and tell they can bring anything they wanted from home it's always every once in a while you hear a viral story of a kid that accidentally brings in like their mom's dildo it shows it off and show and tell or like a randomly a bag of drugs it's always leads to to good fun. So we decided let's bring it back.

And I know you really brought something.

I'll tell you what I brought because you guys have been making fun of me for over a week now. Well, we've been asking you to bring it in for a while. These are the... Fancy pants. These are the infamous lady pants that I purchased. How are they stained already? Oh, are they stained? I don't know how.

I don't.

Well, they are lady pants.

Ladypants.

It must have been my time.

Now, these are lady pants.

Lady pants. It must have been my time. Now, these are the late. I just want to hold these up for YouTube to see as well because you guys made fun of me and said that I should have known right away when I bought these that I bought and accidentally wore lady pants. When you look at them. They look so comfortable. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure what material you women are using but they're not making man's pants in these materials and they should because they would sell very well once again i don't know they would not dude it's jake i'm telling you i know you you're the you wear like burlap cut off burlap you were cargo shorts you don't know comforts you don't know camo two days in a row last Yeah, are camo shorts. Those are man shorts. Jake looks like he got back from nom yesterday. It is what he looks like every day. Like he's one of these guys that you saw that was like, man, nom was crazy. This show is my nom. Cammo shorts and like a Native American belt. So anyway, these are the lady pants and I want to hold... Can I feel them? Yeah, you can feel them, but I also want you to see that you'll understand why, without knowing much about them, I didn't realize until I put them on. And even when I put them on, I didn't realize it. They did feel little. Yeah, they have mustard on them. There's at least three to four different things on these. Don't touch that one. Ew. It's definitely not mustard, Ale. That's mansard. Ew. Manstered.

You can have different things on these. Oh, don't touch that one. Ew. It's probably not mustard.

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