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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Jay Rock, Klein Alley Show. In about an hour of your blink tickets, and then we'll do it again at 10 a.m. Because summer hours are rolling on. Just keep listening to Win your way into blink. And if you like winning, well, you're going to want to hear this. Okay. So Katie has started a new tradition with our son on Wednesday mornings. Wait, you're gay? Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Jake, did you know that? I'm just not hearing this. Wow.

He is also gay, Jake.

Well, I believe that.

Your son? No, lesbian. Oh, yeah. I'm the hottest lesbian in the show. By the way, Ali's flannel jacket right now means that she has a top-tier lesbian. It's not a jacket. It's a shacket. Whatever that is. You must earn that thing after like, what do you have, 20 years of lesbianism, they give you that?

It was like a congratulations.

Once my shoulders grow into it. I can have it. Man. Yeah. That is a flannel. The flannel gets. So every Wednesday morning, my wife will take my kid to a donut shop to have donuts on Wednesday morning before she drops them off at school. And recently, this, probably a few months ago she started doing this. She said, by the way, the donut shops sell scratchers. Is this the greatest country in the goddamn world? Isn't it? Yeah, it is great. I don't think I've ever been to a donut shop that has scratches. It has a bunch of different stuff there. I have been to a few, and it is a beautiful thing.

Yeah, I assume that's heaven.

Every time I've done it, I'm like, I guess I died.

I've walked into heaven, and it's a donut shop that sells scratches.

They even have little things to buy, like, little toys for kids.

Like, they have Hot Wheels.

That's a donut.

Yeah. You know, like he, even if he wins, he can spend money on stuff right then and there. So over the past few months, they've been getting the scratchers, and Wesley picks them. That's illegal. He picks them. He doesn't purchase them physically. No, I don't care. I mean, I also developed the game. Didn't you do that with your dad dad or grandfather? That was my thing. If I was home sick, I broke a bone, my dad would come visit me, he'd hand me a scratcher. Yeah. And that is why I developed a serious crippling gambling addiction. So were you lucky? Because it turns out that my kid is. Well, how lucky? Yeah, when you say lucky, because you keep track of all wins and losses on a spreadsheet?

My wife does.

And there was discussion last week about what to do with the money because now he has racked up a pretty good amount of winnings.

Hold on.

When you say pretty good amount, most of these winnings are like free ticket stuff, the free ticket?

No. No. So the first time he played, he won

$10. I see three $10 wins within the last, the first month of doing this. Then,

Katie? Yeah. Hi. Hi, babe. You're contributing to this degenerate, future degenerate?

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