Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Back to school time. It's officially here. It's Krock. We are a Klein Alley Show for some people. My kids' first day today. And a lot of people got to get that chalkboard

and stand in front of their house and go, first day of third grade. And then my favorite thing is

blah, blah, blah. And I want to be a firefighter. It's actually interesting when you look at the

jobs that they wanted to be when they were, at least my kids, like I think it was Princess,

was the job at kindergarten. I love that they all still think that's a job. Well, now the dream job has turned into Starbucks barista. That is the dream. Whoa, that's the dream job? I thought your daughter still wanted to be an NBA player. The little one wants to be a professional basketball player, but not in the WNBA, in the actual NBA. And you just haven't told her that that's probably not possible? I said, listen, who knows? The way the world's moving, I guess. Maybe in the next 20 years I'll just start mixing them all up. I lose to say anymore. I don't know. So, but yeah. She could be a great ref someday. The other one was Princess and then second year was mom. That was the job. Being a mom or being a mom? Oh, that's a rough one. And then I know. Thankless job. Don't do that. No salary. No appreciation. And it's funny that they're like, I look at that and say, that's the best life I can have. Yeah. That person that's constantly just on the verge of having a total mental breakdown. Yeah, the one who's trying because I wet my bed last night. And then that is now a Starbucks worker has become the most recent. That's the goal job. What's interesting to me is those little placard things that they make and the questions that are on those two are like, who's your favorite teacher?

And it's like all of that.

And I see, you can notice when people have multiple kids and they're holding the same placard with just like the same. It's like the same answers, but it's a different name. You guys have to agree because I'm not going to get that dry rice marker. Are you also going to say all of them? Okay, I'm going to write all of them. But if you do have kids going back to school, you remember this process when you were younger,

there's a lot of expenses that goes with that.

And Allie here, Ms. Elfair. right, all of them. But if you do have kids going back to school, you remember this process when you were younger,

there's a lot of expenses that goes with that.

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