Should You Tell Your Ex You’re Pregnant?

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Jordana and Jared are judging Mother’s Day Instagram tributes like they’re relationship crime scenes. And honestly, some of these captions are screaming “save the marriage post!” They debate whether a woman should warn her ex that she’s pregnant with her new boyfriend’s baby, discuss a first date where a guy ate a pastry and drank coffee in front of his hungry date, and debate over whether sending a nostalgic middle-school boyfriend photo is sweet or secretly flirty. They also tackle a missing-front-tooth dating dilemma, a possible hoarder girlfriend, and a man who told his live-in girlfriend to move out for a month so he could “work on his mental health.” We think this relationship is doomed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:21.8	dot UK slash podcast to learn more.
0:26.4	Hello, welcome back to the U-Up podcast.
0:28.9	I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:30.1	And I am Jared Freed.
0:33.3	It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana.
0:36.2	How are you?
0:37.3	What's going on?
0:38.5	What's the haps?
0:39.4	How you feeling?
0:40.7	I am great.
0:41.8	I had a lovely Mother's Day weekend.
0:45.5	Happy Mother's Day.
0:46.9	Let me say it again.
0:48.9	I did send you a text.
0:50.7	Check me off that list.
0:52.6	You did.
0:53.2	I was surprised. Here's the thing. I was never under the
0:56.5	impression that you had to say Happy Mother's Day to anyone besides your own mother.
1:00.5	Listen, that is my dad, my dad's policy. My dad was a real asshole to my mom. Growing up a yearly
1:07.3	fight, my dad would go, my mom would be mad that my dad didn't do anything. And my dad would go,
1:13.0	you're not my mother. And it was like his get out, you know, and I was like, I always hated that
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