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The Bert Show

Should Women And Children Ever Answer The Door For Strangers?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

She believes that women and children should NEVER answer the door for strangers, however, her fiancé believes otherwise...who do you agree with? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bertz Show.

0:01.6

Bertzos busted baby brackets are up online right now.

0:06.7

Kudos to you guys for identifying that your newborns were quote unquote not aesthetically pleasing. The how many how many babies we are here?

0:16.8

32 32. 32 every single one of them deserves to be in this

0:20.5

package. Yes. They earn a spot. There is not even a question on any any one of them.

0:25.8

And you can tell some are were born recently. Some are some pictures from back in the day. You can tell like those old grainy

0:34.7

hospital pictures that they set up and they came in and took a photo of you.

0:39.2

But yeah it is a y'all need to start a conehead Facebook group.

0:43.6

Whoa, have you, are you guys on the page right now?

0:46.2

Yeah, I'm looking at it.

0:47.1

Go look at baby at baby number three who is super startled.

0:51.1

Baby number three is my favorite. I thought nobody else is going to care about baby number three because objectively he's not the

0:56.4

ugliest but this photo is so horrendous.

0:59.8

He looks like he has just seen a ghost.

1:02.1

There's a receding hairline and the

1:03.4

double chin is so cute. I gotta be honest with you baby five to me is on the cusp like

1:08.7

that that is not an ugly baby that is just a baby on a bender that the headband always helps.

1:13.4

That is a tired baby right there but outside of that it's a pretty cute baby.

1:18.8

And I think some you can tell like it's either it's either a busted baby or it's just a bad picture you

1:25.1

know what I mean like it's a bad angle it's bad lighting but for the most part

1:30.0

whoo the baby 8 is 103 years old.

1:35.0

That is just pissed at everything.

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