Should We Submit Moe’s “Wonky Donkey” Rap To Next Year’s Grammys?
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🗓️ 4 February 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.6 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:04.4 | Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come. |
| 0:07.8 | Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait. |
| 0:10.2 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.1 | Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia. |
| 0:19.6 | What have you done? |
| 0:21.9 | Should have gone to Spec Savers. |
| 0:23.8 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:25.3 | Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.1 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:32.3 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:33.6 | In studio, Mo is already preparing us for a train wreck. |
| 0:39.7 | Kristen and one of our listeners gave him an assignment to wrap a children's book that he's going to try here in a couple of minutes. |
| 0:46.3 | But as he's reading over the children's book right now, he's like, it don't even rhyme. |
| 0:49.7 | I thought the words would at least rhyme. |
| 0:52.6 | No, man. |
| 0:53.4 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:55.1 | So she gave you this assignment and she's like, you know what, this is going to be so bad. |
| 0:58.6 | I'm not even going to come into this. |
| 0:59.7 | I think that's what happened. |
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