Should This Member Of The Bert Show Have Kids? We Debate!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.6 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:04.4 | Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come. |
| 0:07.8 | Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait. |
| 0:10.2 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.1 | Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia. |
| 0:19.6 | What have you done? |
| 0:21.9 | Should have gone to Spec Savers. |
| 0:23.8 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:25.3 | Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.1 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:32.3 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:33.6 | It has been said that when you've got a tough decision ahead of you, |
| 0:37.3 | go ahead and make a pros and cons list. |
| 0:40.3 | Look at it, see which ones longer, and that's what you go with, right? |
| 0:44.3 | Does it also apply to having a kid? That's where our producer, Katie, is confused right now. |
| 0:48.3 | Does she want kids? Does she not want kids? |
| 0:51.3 | What she was telling us last week, right? |
| 0:52.3 | Yeah, I always thought that I wanted kids until I spent time with my girlfriend's daughter, who was a preteen. |
| 0:58.3 | And I realized that children are terrifying. |
| 1:02.8 | Especially those preteens, man. |
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