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Should This Have Been A Family Meeting? Or Does Bert Just Have Great Perspective?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Should this have been a family meeting? Or does Bert Just have fantastic perspective? Turns out Bert's ocular problem is creepier than we first thought! The good news? Nothing's wrong with his brain...the bad news? He'll give us an update! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're on the Bertia

0:02.0

Well, you guys I haven't been able to see out of one fourth of my right eye for like the last eight nine ten weeks right

0:10.7

I explained to you guys a doctors couldn't figure it out

0:14.2

optometrists couldn't figure it out went to get an MRI and a brain scan maybe that

0:20.0

had something to do with it haven't been able to figure it out

0:22.8

no they didn't find anything in there the brain I saw a picture of it I

0:27.1

don't know it works really well but there is something up there I assure you and

0:31.1

now we know what it is so I went to go see a doctor the other day, yesterday, a neuroopthomologist, they

0:39.1

shouldn't even let you in the office unless you can say that a couple of different times.

0:43.2

So I go and it's been this sort of film on one quarter of my right eye that I can see through,

0:51.9

like if you're looking through

0:53.0

you know like when your mirror fog not your mirror but your window fog's up in your car

0:58.4

before you put defrost on it's like that so you can see through it you just not

1:02.2

really really well nobody's been able

1:04.4

to figure it out so she finally took a look at everything and I really trust her

1:07.7

a lot she went to Harvard and Duke I think Cornell might be thrown in

1:11.6

there also so all schools I've heard of. I had a stroke in my eye.

1:16.0

Oh, what? Yeah, I had a stroke in my eye. Optic nerve stroke. No way. How does that even happen? Oh no. It is like a lack of blood going through to the eye.

1:29.0

A lot of people get it if they have high blood pressure, which I don't have. Some people get it if they have high blood pressure which I don't have some people get it if

1:34.4

they smoke which I don't do I mean she says really really good shape so she

1:39.6

really can't figure out how it happened the concern is that if it happened in my eye, can it

1:45.6

happen somewhere else? So I did some blood work yesterday to figure that out and

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