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🗓️ 21 June 2024
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| 0:00.0 | The Fertia. |
| 0:02.0 | Just a little PSA for everybody out there who is parking and parking garages or parking around Atlanta where you have to pay to park. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, I saw this one. When, when you park and you park and you do the QR code and you're going into the parking |
| 0:18.5 | app and you're putting in your information make sure you type in your license plate correctly because when you come out from the |
| 0:27.0 | hair salon you're going to have two boots on your car. Oh that's not fun. |
| 0:30.8 | They went over the top on your car. They really did. |
| 0:34.0 | They booted you up? |
| 0:35.0 | They booted me up. |
| 0:36.0 | Two boots! |
| 0:38.0 | Two boots, bitch! |
| 0:40.0 | Two boots! That's when you go to call, what is it, the buckhead boot girls? So this turned into a thing so I went to go get my hair did yesterday because it's my birthday weekend and I want to look pretty. Looks great by the way. Thank you very much. Jess at J Gold Salon, shout out and they are so |
| 0:55.0 | on it like they send you text messages and they're like, reminder when you park here, they |
| 1:00.4 | are they take this very seriously. Make sure you go in here's your code because they give you a code you don't pay I don't pay to park to get my hair done they give you a code and I can park there for free for three hours |
| 1:10.9 | That's how long it takes me to do my damn hair, right? So I did all that, I go in, |
| 1:16.2 | have a lovely time, I come out and I got, and I immediately feel that like rage. I'm like, I, like I register, da da da and sure enough I call and I look and I give the |
| 1:26.8 | guy my confirmation and I literally screwed up one letter one letter on my |
| 1:32.0 | license plate the second one and in my head I'm thinking yeah |
| 1:35.3 | dude like obviously it was I was one letter off this is like obviously this was I you |
| 1:41.9 | have this confirmation like come on bra like why but I can't I stayed |
| 1:46.3 | calm he's like I can be there in 15 20 minutes so there was actually a nice breeze |
| 1:51.6 | coming through the parking garage so I sat there and I did some you know |
| 1:55.1 | Farted around on Instagram or whatever but then a guy pulls in and he backs in and I thought he was the guy to be the one to remove my boot. |
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