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Should Someone In Studio Go On A Spiritual Retreat When The Show Ends?

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Should Bert go on a spiritual retreat once The Bert Show ends?

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So I'm going to be real vulnerable with you guys here for a couple of minutes.

1:08.2

And some of this is going to sound real crazy.

1:09.7

But I am preparing for a couple of minutes. And some of this is going to sound real crazy. But I am

1:10.8

preparing for a spiritual crisis and a bit of an identity crisis here when this show is over.

1:21.2

So I've told you guys for a very long time that, look, I grew up in an environment like most

1:25.6

dudes my age in their 50s, that were told by their parents like, shut up, your feelings don't matter, just get through it. It's not a big deal, right? So that's what I grew up with. My dad, my mom, wasn't a lot of nurturing, not a lot of caring. I was telling my therapist, let me just give you one example. I was telling my therapist about the other day as we're starting to understand like some of the wounds that I really still don't have healed from my childhood.

1:49.6

When I told you yesterday that I was in the house when I was four or five years old when my

1:54.1

grandfather passed away, visiting my grandma and my grandfather, he had a massive heart attack.

1:59.5

It was loud, but I was curious at four

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