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Should She Tell Her Date That She’s Never Been Kissed At 23?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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She's 23, and has NEVER been kissed. She's about to go on her second date, and she's wondering if she should tell him. What would you do? 💋 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:00.0

Tag team sick person one in tags the other next ones out time he was out then I was out today Cassie is out and Mo is feeling it also.

1:10.0

I have no idea how my voice is going to hold up in here today. Oh wow. That's how I that's how I sound a two days ago. I woke up this morning and it's been bad all week

1:18.0

but it's been like manageable so I kept thinking all right I'll be fine just get some rest and then out of nowhere. It's like I went to sleep last night. I woke up this morning. It was bad.

1:27.0

It's the craziest thing really bad. I'll say where there are a bunch of doctors that can help you out and they all have like they know exactly what's wrong with you and that's Instagram.

1:37.0

I saw a lot of people commenting on your sickness so I put a story of yesterday saying just how frustrated I am that I feel like I go to the gym five times a week. I feel like I'm so careful about what I put in my body other than on the weekends.

1:51.0

I'm really really health conscious and it's so frustrating and I've said this for a long time. I feel like I'm the one that calls in more than anybody else on the show and it's frustrating really frustrating.

2:01.0

So something in my life has to change but I put that on Instagram yesterday and everybody that I'm sure like that has watched either like a grazing army or has some kind of education when it comes to illness told me exactly what was wrong with me.

2:18.0

What you got on the 50 things. But I don't know what this one is but it feels like I had all the symptoms of COVID the last couple of days without having COVID and when I had COVID I never had any of these symptoms.

2:34.0

That's weird. That's what I think I'm going through right now because I keep taking tests. I've been taking tests all week. I took one this morning. It says I'm fine and I'm like staring at it like there's no way. Are you sure?

2:43.0

Because I have I don't have pain but I definitely got the throat and going on the chest and going on in my body just so I want to do a show but I don't want to do a show with the both of you.

2:53.0

And you're sitting right between them. I know it. I feel like I'm in the vibrita triangle of funk. Well I'm on the other end of it now. But you had Cassie next year yesterday and now you got mom with 10 feet from you and we're supposed to have guests in studio today right. Yes.

3:07.0

I just text them and said this is your call. Oh they're super excited. It's because she's got like career days. She's like shadowing us. Oh perfect day to do so.

3:17.0

I text her and I said you can come and if you want we got to in here that I don't know if we're contagious or not. But Tiffany had this about eight weeks ago too and I'm having the same symptoms now.

3:27.0

And it starts off with that sore throat right. You get congested in your chest. Oh boy. Yeah. Is the sound accurate? Yeah. Then you start to lose your voice.

3:36.0

Yeah. That's who I'm at. Goes in your head and before you know you're like on the toilet all it's getting y'all all sorts of angles. Well thank you for telling me about what my future.

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