This is the bird show.

Hey, lawyers are expensive.

I understand it.

As soon as you call, right after that, they want money out of you.

You know, all that education is going to cost something.

At first you have the retainer fee, then you have to start paying that hourly fee.

You don't need attorneys when you have Instagram now.

I know.

I was just hoping that people liked me enough to give me their

services for free, as most influencers do on the Instagram. You get what you pay for. So, that's so

true. I was delusional in the middle of the night a week, a week ago, maybe two weeks ago,

because I'm currently in the middle of a feud with my apartment complex because something is happening

to where the fire alarm is going off in the middle of the night repeatedly.

I think in the middle of the night, it has happened now, I think, five times, but it goes off

during the day too.

So it is becoming like kind of a nightmare living situation, if I mean honest with you.

And my last straw was about two weeks ago when it went off around like midnight and I had just

gotten to bed and I had just gotten in a deep REM sleep and I'm woken up.

And for context, like I had these big fire alarm lights in my apartment.

So when it goes off, it's like this beep, beep, beep. And then you

have these white flashing lights. I mean, it is the alarm clock from hell. And then I have two cats

who are panicking. So now my cat mom's senses are going off. And I'm like, my babies are going,

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