Should She Sell Her Engagement Ring To Make Ends Meet?
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 17 October 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it the bird show the laughter is misguided here. Yeah, it's funny |
| 0:04.8 | But if you're getting in on it because you are a parent of a kid that is a freshman in college and you're getting in on this on TikTok |
| 0:12.4 | You've created this it's all I'm saying. There's a dude named Chip Lighten and he's from Maine and he's gone viral because he |
| 0:20.4 | recites the texts that his |
| 0:24.2 | Freshman kids have been sending him since they went away to school |
| 0:30.0 | Now we're not playing right now text from your college freshman. I'm Hispanic, right? |
| 0:37.4 | No, you're not |
| 0:39.4 | Do I have medicare? |
| 0:41.7 | Sun was late for school told told the teacher he had morning sickness |
| 0:46.7 | Asked the chemistry teacher. How do I get this sponge soft? |
| 0:51.6 | Put down mom as his emergency contact and for relationship put good |
| 0:57.3 | Send my 20-year-old to get stamps called me upset because they gave her stickers instead |
| 1:03.8 | So this is on the parents man one of my favorites is |
| 1:07.5 | Cuz he has other parents like hit him up with like the things their kids have asked them and it's freaking hilarious |
| 1:12.7 | Like yeah, my daughter hit me up. She was at the grocery store |
| 1:15.7 | I wanted to know where she could find the pasta water |
| 1:17.7 | Oh |
| 1:22.7 | It's funny, but you got to put this on the parents. Oh, yeah, okay. This is on y'all. This is more |
| 1:28.0 | Ask for the insurance card at doctor's office |
| 1:31.4 | Give him the car insurance and said it's the same thing |
| 1:35.9 | Thought it was a blockbuster and said they should have a place like this for books on the doctor form for highest grade |
| 1:43.3 | Completed filled out a |
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