The Furt Show. The good news is Abby has a date all lined up for this week. The bad news is she wants to cancel it.

I'm canceling it and it's all due to a text conversation I had with somebody on this show. I found out some ludicrous information that makes me want to text this man immediately and say that we can't go out this week, despite the fact

that I was reasonably excited about it. So this all happened, of course, where all good love

stories in 2025 began on the dating app. It was terrifying. He matched, I matched. We started a conversation.

I thought, here we go again. And the only reason I have knowledge

that this ludicrous information is even real is because of how he opened up this conversation

with me on Hinge. Now, this is a make or break moment. When you're on the dating app and you have

that first couple of messages, this is when

you're setting the tone for how your relationship is going to be. This is where you start to check

the vibes. And the first thing this man says to me is a Burt Show reference. And not only is it a

Burt show reference, but it is such a deep cut that I'm like, this man is either the P1iest

of P1s or he has searched high and low for this very specific clip for this reference that he's

making. So the first thing he says to me on this dating app is three questions. He says,

before we go out on this first date, I have three questions for you. The first, how is your relationship with God? Or is God real? The second, how's your leading with that? Well, let me explain. Let me cook. He says, is God real? Number one. Number two, how's your relationship with your brother? And number three, I can't remember what the other one is. Long story short, this is a prompt that somebody on the Burt Show made

when they were doing a, a advertisement for me to find a boyfriend. It's at the very end of a video

we posted on social media like three months ago. And I was like, I can't remember where this is from.

So I immediately text said person and I said, do you know this man?

I was like, isn't this crazy?

Like, this is wild that he has seen this video that I think was posted on the Burt Show page a couple weeks ago or a couple months ago.

And this person responds and says, oh my God, I think I know him.

And then Rebecca proceeds to send me a photo of this man I have a date with

and them kissing.

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